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    You know you're a scuba diver when...

    Just looking to have a little fun. Please complete the following phrase, You know you're a scuba diver when...

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    you call you "coffee break" a "surface interval."

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    .. when your covered head to toe in rubber and it's not a sexual experience

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    when you can talk about going down and penetration without giggling or associating it with sex.

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    When you realize that SAC rate doesn't have anything to do with how often you have sex.
    A series of unrecognized mistakes does not constitute experience.

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    When you are willing to chip in on your own birthday present of expensive dive gear.

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    when you use the "ok" hand signal on land ALL THE TIME.
    Off having babies now ~ can't wait to get back into diving one day. Happy and safe diving everyone!

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    ...when you've spent more on a drysuit than you spent on a car.
    Romer Treece: If the Jamaican pirates don't get ya, it'll be the cold embrace of the sea. And that's no lovers kiss.
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    When I imagine how deep it is whenever I see the water (lake, pond, or quarry)
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    ...when you get excited about the viz while watching Olympic diving.
    Romer Treece: If the Jamaican pirates don't get ya, it'll be the cold embrace of the sea. And that's no lovers kiss.
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