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The mind is the first thing to go Brian. It was ITK II. I remember cause it was when I met you, and I was not there last year.
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Advil?
The mind is the first thing to go Brian. It was ITK II. I remember cause it was when I met you, and I was not there last year.
You are right, I forgot I was even there but that's because we were iron deficient and we did the Duane, Bibb, SG, and Eagle and I bolted for home after the dives.
And for the record, you and I met at the original Sinko-de-Mayo two months earlier.
I remember it because I met and dived with Marvel at ITK I (We cleared a reef of several hundred feet of roap... and she thought my nav skills were lacking on the second dive, until I pointed up at the boat... ). I won everything under the sun in the raffle...
ITK II was where her car caught fire... We had a personal conversation on the phone while I was on my way back to town from that one...
...and ITK III... Well, we're not going to mention that one...
You are right, I forgot I was even there but that's because we were iron deficient and we did the Duane, Bibb, SG, and Eagle and I bolted for home after the dives.
And for the record, you and I met at the original Sinko-de-Mayo two months earlier.
True. I forgot about Sinko.
Ahh the Wreck Trek/Heavy Metal Tour.
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Advil?
I remember it because I met and dived with Marvel at ITK I (We cleared a reef of several hundred feet of roap... and she thought my nav skills were lacking on the second dive, until I pointed up at the boat... ). I won everything under the sun in the raffle...
ITK II was where her car caught fire... We had a personal conversation on the phone while I was on my way back to town from that one...
...and ITK III... Well, we're not going to mention that one...
There was a raffle at II?
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Advil?
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Advil?
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