Now, if you wanted a really juicy fly on the wall, I'd join a press trip with a gaggle of 10 or so journalists from a variety of publications.
You'll get the parties, the opening up of someone's soul, "your so understanding and nice, why can't my girl / boy friend be someone like you." The bitching off about each other after day 3, some really good hangovers and at least one marriage on the rocks after a night that shouldn't really have happened.
Now that would be some good TV,
Oh yes, some diving as well I guess,
Brendiver
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