NudeDiver
ScubaBoard Enthusiast

About NudeDiver

Biography:

The first thing you should know is that I am SOOOOOO important that I have an entire cadre of board members who, although they claim I am evil and that they have me "on ignore", have devoted an entire thread dedicated to discussing me. Now, call me crazy, but it seems to me that if people are spending so much time discussing someone else and looking at that someone's profile, then they're not really ignoring that someone, now are they? In any event, I'm flattered by this high-school like activity and homage to my on-line persona and post inventory. You may view this absolutely fascinating and informative thread here:

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/feedback/268477-ignore-member.html

which has been split into yet another thread here:

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/humor-games-clips-yarns-tales/271497-guess-identity-ignored-member-who-must-not-named.html

In the meantime, you may want to avoid the rush and start 'ignoring' me right away. Thanks for your support (:

Now - to get this party started - I know you all know this tune. Sing along with me!!

<cue music>
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
'Guess I'll go eat woo0000ooorrms.
First you bite the heads off,
Then you suck the juice out,
Then you throw the skins awaaaAAAaaaY
</end music>

Location:

The Best Part

Interests:

Shooting pool, camping, and pondering the nature of the universe.

Occupation:

Problem Solver

Gender:

Male

Certification Agencies:

PADI, SDI

Dive History:

Over 100 dives since November 2003. I completed my original certification and my rescue diver certification in a drysuit, in November (different years), in Alaska (burr!!). Completed over half my dives in Australia. Additional dives in Egypt, Mexico, Alaska, Hawaii, Florida and New Mexico. About 25 of my dives are cold water, drysuit dives. About 75 of my dives are boat dives, the rest are shore dives.

Certification History:

2003: PADI Open Water, Advanced Open Water
2007: PADI Nitrox specialty
2008: PADI Rescue Diver, EFR, Drysuit specialty
2009: SDI Solo Diver

Certification Level:

PADI Rescue Diver, SDI Solo Diver

# of Logged Dives:

None - Not Certified

Dive Classification:

Just An "Average" Diver

Years Certified:

Five Years

Dive Equipment:

My basic dive gear includes a Hydrooptix Flat Prescription mask, a Hydrooptix Mega 4.5DD mask, ScubaPro MK25/S600 regulator set with Sherwood octopus, Suunto Vytec, Suunto Cobra, Atomic Liquid Blue Split Fins, Blue Tang dive knife, Underwater Kinetics SL-6 dive light, Deepsea booties, Seaquest Passport BCD, Henderson Hyperstretch 3mm full wetsuit and ScubaPro S-Tek 5mm full wetsuit.

For cold water diving, I have a Bare XCD2 Tech drysuit w/Polartech T-100 undergarment and Seaquest Black Diamond BCD.

I've also got a 19cf pony with OLD Sherwood Magnum Blizzard regulator and "quickdraw" bracket.

For photography, I have a Ikelite DS-125 strobe, Ikelite Canon Powershot G2 housing, Ikelite TTL sensor, and Canon Powershot G2 digital camera.

SB Challenge:

Avoid the SB Trolls and Elitists. You know who.

SB Challenge Streak:

Bad