paulthenurse
ScubaBoard Contributor

Date of Birth

March 2, 1959 (53)

About paulthenurse

Biography:

Short, fat, bad breath, balding, egotistical, warts, narcissistic, selfish, flatulant and myopic. Chicks dig me!

Location:

Stoughton, MA

Interests:

Sailing, sleeping, scuba, skiing, Sangiovese, supper, sex... How come all the really good things in life start with S?

Occupation:

Emergency Room RN

Gender:

Male

Certification Agencies:

'Trained' by Mistress Gwendolyn. Oh, wait, you mean dive training... Put Another Dollar In.

Dive History:

Mostly, I just hyperventilate, gawk around and wiggle my legs a bit.

Certification History:

Let see, I was certified as a nosepicker who drools on his tie and slurps his soup, by a former girlfriend. But she was just mad at me cause I dumped her for a lefthanded Vegan Wican who had BELIEVABLE breath control! I miss her. But she left me for a runaway midget from Barnum Baily Circus with an attitude!

Certification Level:

Borderline, narcisistic personality with psychotic features NOS.

# of Logged Dives:

500 - 999

Dive Classification:

New To Diving

Years Certified:

Not Certified

Dive Equipment:

Wet or dry depending on temp. BP/W, long hose, single or doubles depending on where I'm going and what I doing.