Polar Bears

[booga_roo]

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman,

" I'll have a.......................................beer please."

The barman looks at him and says

"Why the big pause?"

The polar bear replies

"Cos I'm a polar bear stupid!"


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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!:goofy:

[DocVikingo]

Hi booga_roo,

Seeing as you are from Cornwall, what do you make of this?---->http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/...0/2070000.stm.

Best regards.

DocVikingo

[g2]

This horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"


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This horse walks into a BBQ restaurant/bar.

The bartender says, "HEY! We don't serve your kind in here."

The horse says, "Thank goodness!" and orders a beer.


(think about it...)

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And my favorite...


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "You got it!" and serves one right up.

The neutron says, "How much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you... no charge."



g2