Scuba
Contributor
Meant only in jest, but could be used for reflection and introspection also. If you are the type that easily offends, please skip, this is not about diving. Otherwise, lets go:
A great honor and recognition has been rightfully bestowed upon one of our fellow members.
I can only sit here green with envy at having fallen short of the mark, but full of joy and admiration that one of our very own has been deemed worthy of such prestigious recognition, in light of his unparalleled, magnificent accomplishments, in that most difficult scientific art of strokecology. And I certainly would not want to carry that heavy weight on my shoulders, having to stand head and shoulders above the rest, always having the burden of living up to the expectations of being such a role model.
Anyways, without further ado:
My warmest and heartiest congratulations to you Lawman. "Super Stroke of the Year",,,,, "King of Strokes" Strokeeferous magnificous personafied. Your Excellency! Your Honor! Honorable Lawman! You're our Hero!..... SuperHero! He who can say so much with so little, such is the power of the flame. You can get 50 DIR strokes to respond and post to every 1 anti-DIR stroke post, creating one heck of a bon fire, full of hot air, flames, and smoke and mirrors. Even though they do not see it like this, but let us have some compassion and understanding this Christmas season, as Christ said: "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do"
But, what's fair is fair! Never let it be said, from the highest mountain lakes to the fast flowing rivers, from sea to shining sea, and all the quarries in between, that we are not fair. So I think it is only Right to take nominations and choose a "DIR King of Strokes", a "DIR Super Stroke of the Year". Judging from the response to these threads, 50 to 1, in favor of DIR strokes, the competition will be fierce indeed. This is no cake-walk DIR strokes.
I'm afraid to start naming names in fear I might leave some worthy candidates out, and insult again those I have already insulted. (Shortly I may insult you all) But, maybe you, Lawman, as our fearless leader, have no such qualms and will do the honors by awarding the prize. But in the interest of fairness to all, everyone who has ever Stroked, Trolled, Bashed or Flamed throughout this year: Everyone who has denied, dismissed, obfuscated, belittled and scoffed throughout this year, whether DIR or Anti or somewhere in between, please stand up, and receive the well earned recognition you deserve.
Remember this is meant in the spirit of jest and introspection.
Any attempts at deriving a rational discussion from this post will be futile.
I now sit back and wait for 50 flaming posts to come in. I think all of 60 seconds should be sufficient.
:flamy:
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and Happy Holidays to the rest of you, whatever they might be, whenever they may be.
A great honor and recognition has been rightfully bestowed upon one of our fellow members.
I can only sit here green with envy at having fallen short of the mark, but full of joy and admiration that one of our very own has been deemed worthy of such prestigious recognition, in light of his unparalleled, magnificent accomplishments, in that most difficult scientific art of strokecology. And I certainly would not want to carry that heavy weight on my shoulders, having to stand head and shoulders above the rest, always having the burden of living up to the expectations of being such a role model.
Anyways, without further ado:
My warmest and heartiest congratulations to you Lawman. "Super Stroke of the Year",,,,, "King of Strokes" Strokeeferous magnificous personafied. Your Excellency! Your Honor! Honorable Lawman! You're our Hero!..... SuperHero! He who can say so much with so little, such is the power of the flame. You can get 50 DIR strokes to respond and post to every 1 anti-DIR stroke post, creating one heck of a bon fire, full of hot air, flames, and smoke and mirrors. Even though they do not see it like this, but let us have some compassion and understanding this Christmas season, as Christ said: "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do"
But, what's fair is fair! Never let it be said, from the highest mountain lakes to the fast flowing rivers, from sea to shining sea, and all the quarries in between, that we are not fair. So I think it is only Right to take nominations and choose a "DIR King of Strokes", a "DIR Super Stroke of the Year". Judging from the response to these threads, 50 to 1, in favor of DIR strokes, the competition will be fierce indeed. This is no cake-walk DIR strokes.
I'm afraid to start naming names in fear I might leave some worthy candidates out, and insult again those I have already insulted. (Shortly I may insult you all) But, maybe you, Lawman, as our fearless leader, have no such qualms and will do the honors by awarding the prize. But in the interest of fairness to all, everyone who has ever Stroked, Trolled, Bashed or Flamed throughout this year: Everyone who has denied, dismissed, obfuscated, belittled and scoffed throughout this year, whether DIR or Anti or somewhere in between, please stand up, and receive the well earned recognition you deserve.
Remember this is meant in the spirit of jest and introspection.
Any attempts at deriving a rational discussion from this post will be futile.
I now sit back and wait for 50 flaming posts to come in. I think all of 60 seconds should be sufficient.
:flamy:
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and Happy Holidays to the rest of you, whatever they might be, whenever they may be.
