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    I Am Canadian !!!

    In celebration of my 100th post (Woo Hooo), I thought I'd share this e-mail I just received.

    SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

    1. Smarties
    2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
    3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
    4. Baseball is Canadian
    5. Lacrosse is Canadian
    6. Hockey is Canadian
    7. Basketball is Canadian
    8. Apple pie is Canadian
    9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
    10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
    11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
    12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
    13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
    14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
    15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
    16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
    17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
    18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
    19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
    20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
    21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
    22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
    23. A Canadian invented Superman.
    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

    24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
    Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

    Randy...

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    yeah for you...

    Congrats on your 100th post...and being a canuck...but you forgot one really cool thing about Canada

    Bachelor parties in WIDSOR....damn is that a fun town....
    "Beer the cause of and solution to all of life's little problems" -Homer Simpson
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    TOO COLD FOR ME...BUT ILL DRINK TO THAT. LOV...

    TOO COLD FOR ME...BUT ILL DRINK TO THAT. LOVE THOSE HANDLES.:boozer:

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    And we're modest and self-depreciating about all this

    until now...

    weight_for_me: 2 minute penalty for excessive flag-waving and an additional 2 minute penalty for not knowing that Smarties were invented by Rowentrees in York (that's the UK one, not TO) (you can spend your penalty minutes looking at www.standonguard.com going through the " How to tell if you are too Canadian" quiz if you like)

    (Yeah, I know. "Who died and made you Ref?")

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    That's great!

    But, where is that Stanly Cup, anyway?
    "I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer"
    Ollie North, 1986

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    Hey...I didn't write it..I just passed it alo...

    Hey...I didn't write it..I just passed it along. And as far as the Stanley Cup goes.....I believe it's on it's way to the Ottawa Senators.
    Randy...

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    how many lives are saved by zambonis each yea...

    how many lives are saved by zambonis each year?

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    Sport Diver Flag

    By the way the traditional sport diver flag
    The white diagonal on red background was invented,
    in Ontario Canada


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    And don't forget #25. Home of the hosers....

    And don't forget #25. Home of the hosers.
    Where are your ears? (What ears?)

    Submergo ergo sum. (I sink, therefore I am)

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    And there was me

    thinking Alexander Fleming & Alexander Bell were Scottish.

    Well you learn something new every day!

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