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Phil and Earl wus out ridin 'round in Phil's pick-up, tossin down sum beers. Sudnlee, thar wus this-here po-leese man b'hind'em what had his si-reens goin.

Earl says, "Wadrwe gon-do, Pheel?"

Phil says, "Jest peel that-thar label off'n yer bottle thar and stick it on yer fur'ed, like this. Now jest sit-tar and let me do the tawkin.

The po-leese man walks up and Phil says, "Evenin, off'cer. What seem ta be da prob'm?"

The po-leese man leans close and sniffs Phils breath and says, "You boys ain't been drinkin, 'ave ya?"

Phil points to his fur'ed and says, "Nahsuh, we on de-patch!"

:rofL:
 
Lets see somebody that has never heard a mean southern draw translate that.
You have to fit a Bubba in there somewhere. OK...the Po-leese man's name was Bubba or Billy Bob.

There are more wars in the south eastern United States than anywhere else in the world.


See ya got those:
Spark plug wars
Telephone wars
High tension wars
Electric wars
 
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