After diving in France This guy was on the beach and noticed a lot of woman hanging around a guy on the beach.
He walked up and asked him why so many woman were attracted to him.
He said "auh you Americans are always wearing those boxer shorts woman in France love men in Speedo's. Get some Speedo's and come back to the beach and woman will come running to you"
Next day he was on my beach in my Speedo's and still nothing not woman so he asked the guy again. Hey I got the Speedo's but still no woman what am I doing wrong?
He said " Well your a little small woman like to see a big package. Go get the biggest potato you can and stuff it into the Speedo's and woman will come running"
Next day he was on the beach and woman were running but running away. he ask the guy I got the Speedo's I got the potato and woman are running but there all running away what am I doing wrong
He said "Next time put the potato in the front "