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Hoomi

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Okay, so the other night I was sitting here, a bit bored, so I decided to see how extensive an assortment of cool pictures I'd get if I did a Google Image search for "scuba". I was treated to many, many pages of cool photos, and found some interesting web pages from the results.

Mixed in with the thumbnails, though, were a few to a web page with scuba porn.

No, not the kind of scuba porn where you sit around and lust after all kinds of spiffy cool scuba gear that you can't afford. This was underwater whoopie.

Maybe it's just having read through the first couple of chapters in the student manual, but I kid you not, the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw the thumbnail promising video of five fathom fornication was, "Man, that would make it real difficult to keep the breathing slow and deep..."

Then I thought, "Well, at least the porn videos wouldn't have the awful dialogue and sound effects that the few typical porn videos I've seen included."

Somehow, I don't think they'll cover THOSE kind of hand signals in our open water course...

So, how do you yell "ACTION!" and "CUT" during underwater filming?
 
Do they use neoprene condoms?

I didn't look close enough at the thumbnails to tell, nor did I bother to visit the website to get the full-sized image.

Why don't you believe me? I mean, just because I have the Avenue Q "Trekkie Monster" mouse pad...
 
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