A very proper English gentleman went into a pub and sat down at the bar. The bartender came over and asked, "Can I get you something to drink?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried alcohol once - didn't like it."
The bartender said, "Well then, perhaps you'd enjoy a cigar?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried smoking once - didn't like it."
The bartender suggested, "Maybe a game of billiards?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried billiards once - didn't like it."
The bartender suggested, "Perhaps you'd like to join those fellows at a game of darts?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried darts once - didn't like it."
By this time, the bartender was getting puzzled, and asked, "If you don't drink or smoke, and you don't like darts or billiards, what are you doing in a pub?"
The gentleman replied, "I am meeting my son here," to which the bartender answered, "I see. Your only child, I presume?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried alcohol once - didn't like it."
The bartender said, "Well then, perhaps you'd enjoy a cigar?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried smoking once - didn't like it."
The bartender suggested, "Maybe a game of billiards?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried billiards once - didn't like it."
The bartender suggested, "Perhaps you'd like to join those fellows at a game of darts?"
The gentleman replied, "No thank you. I tried darts once - didn't like it."
By this time, the bartender was getting puzzled, and asked, "If you don't drink or smoke, and you don't like darts or billiards, what are you doing in a pub?"
The gentleman replied, "I am meeting my son here," to which the bartender answered, "I see. Your only child, I presume?"