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TexasMike! What if You start, then NetDoc does the next verse, then Ontario, etc, etc until we get all 12 days? What do you think? (Maybe you're thinking; "she's getting a little too excited about this")?
Ontario Diver,
Hmmm, "Well I'll have to ask my older parents just who they are...." Now, now, 25 years isn't THAT old!
"I saw it in university - Ancient History of TV 102" -hm, er, uh...
Once I got passed the references to "age" (present company EXCLUDED, I'm sure) I laughed my fanny off! "C'mon get Padi"! Now I'll be singing another twisted version of a golden oldie all evening! Did I say golden oldie? I mean, a new & hip song...
MnLakeDiver,
Wooooooooooooooo, Dogie, Hot Damn! I bow to your C&W ways!
OK, OK, that’s too easy… we need some harder challenges like The Nutcracker suite… or the Guilliame Tell Overture! Maybe we should consider and opera, like “Die Valkurie!”. Wagner would like that, I think…
With my personal apologies to Huey, and all you News fans… And ANYONE who liked “I want a new drug:
I wanna new tank…
One that’ll last all day
No, it can’t weigh very much,
Or get in my way!
I wanna new tank…
With a regulator too
One that won’t rust or crack,
And is on the top of Rodale’s review!
Its gotta be negative buoyant!
And fit my new BC!
And it will never run out of air,
When I’m in the deep blue sea…..
Down in the deeeep, deeeep, bluuuuuuuuue sea!
I wanna a new tank…
With a built in light!
And a big motor on the back!
So I can cruise the reefs at night!
I wanna new tank…
I think I want it green!
No, it can’t cost a lot!
Its gotta be a cheap machine!!!
Its gotta be negative buoyant!
And fit my new BC!
And it will never run out of air,
When I’m in the deep blue sea…..
Down in the deeeep, deeeep, bluuuuuuuuue sea!
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Blue blue blue blue sea!!!
Way down, oh yeah WAY WAY WAY down in that deep blue blue blue blue sea… yeah yeah…
With you you oh baby, oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!
(I hope you like the “jam” part… I just had to run out of jelly, wouldncha know?
LOVED IT! I can see you throwing your head back & forth, playing that air guitar (or regulator) singing...Down in the deeeep, deeeep, bluuuuuuuuue sea!
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Blue blue blue blue sea!!!
Way down, oh yeah WAY WAY WAY down in that deep blue blue blue blue sea… yeah yeah…
With you you oh baby, oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!
As usual, the Dweebster will bow to your superior judgement (or is it taste)? I think you're right-SOMEONE (TexasMike) should come up with (TexasMike) an entire lyrical masterpiece (TexasMike) for The 12 Days of Christmas. Any (TexasMike) suggestions?
I wrote this for one of our newbies about to take their OW... OK, OK, it's a tad flaky, but I reprint it for youse guys... (It seemed to have killed the thread though!!! Hope it doesn't do that here)
A song for your OW class...(With apologies to Paul "Rhymin'" Simon, and all fans of his song "Kodachrome")
"Scuba Diving"
When I think back on all the crap I missed in Open Water...
Its a wonder I can dive at all!
But since my lack of education hasn't killed me yet...
I really like diving on the wall!
SCUBA-Di-i-i-ving
Give me that O-pen Water...
Let me swim like an Otter
Let me see the world
From forty metres deep.... OH YEAH!
I like all the fishies...
and all those mermaid kissies
And the narc,
When I dive just a bit too deep! Wo, Yeah!!!
So now diving is almost all I want to do now...
Spending all my money just as fast as I can!
And meeting all of these crazy people on the ScubaBoard, Wow!
Guess that I'm a real Underwater Fan!!!
Speaking of Rhymin' Simon.. & that Garfunkel guy too
Hello Narcness, my old friend,
You’ve come to mess with me again.
Because my depth was softly creeping,
And my computer began beeping,
And to rise, which was newbie in my brain,
Still remains..
With in the sound, of narcness.
I should ascend, instead I stayed,
Now a Deco stop is made,
I should have heeded all of the warnings,
Because this safety stop is so boring,,
And the level of my narcness slowly falls,
Then nature calls…
Within the sound of Narcness…
Excuse me, Mr. ID - We haven't heard from you regarding your wonderous lyrical ability. I know you well enough to know that you would come up with something that NONE OF US ever would! C'mon! Your turn!
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