"Men's Secrets"

[Natasha]

OK Men. We're asking for your down right dirty secrets here.
I like Don's tip on the cool water while shaving. Let's hear some more.
And will you allow us to ask you, 'Everything we've always wanted to know, but were afraid to ask'?
:sunny:

 

[TwoBitTxn]

I'll play.

I really don't have any secrets.

Tom

 

[The Chairman]

Me too, me too... ask me anything you want! Don't expect an entirely straight answer (as if I have ever given one on this board...)

:tease:

Secret #2... YES, we do think that farting is cool.

 

[Dee]

A Man without secrets? No way! Especially not a Texas man.

What about use #12 for duct tape? Mmm???

 

[Walter]

Feel free to ask anything. I'll feel free to answer those I want and ignore those I don't.

WWW™

 

[The Chairman]

Even if we did think you looked "fat" in that bathing suit, do you think we have the GUTS to tell you??? No!

and Dee... use #12 for duct tape is highly classified and on a "need to know" basis... You want the truth? You can't handle the truth on this one...

:tease:

 

[Fishkiller]

you tell my yours I'll tell you mine

 

[Iguana Don]

I'll play along, what would you like to know? I'll expose myself here!

ID

 

[keralucu]

ROTLMAO....*giggle, giggle*

OHMIGOD.... ID is going to expose himself?????

("Run away, run away...")

Good one, Natasha!

 

[Iguana Don]

Use #12 for "Duct Tape", ok guys I'm gonna tell..........

Ladies, you know those bikini lines y'all were talking about, duct tape is the perfect answer. We use is for "unwanted hair removal".



ouch!

ID