Everyone wants to be a Scuba Board Diver

[Raven C]

Hi my name is RavenC.

I propose that all sock puppet masters/diver imposter extraordinaires please step forward and make your identity known.

(She is shoved out to the way by a perking blonde.)

Excuse me please but I am RavenC. Don’t believe anything she says. She is a bad diver, she’s dangerous, a bad person - just plain bad.

(The real RavenC hits her up the side of the head with a swift back hand and RavenC-X trips over her fins and falls to the ground.)

Sorry for the interruption people. As I was saying… (RavenC-X gets up and with her prissy hip stuck out says, here’s my log book this will prove I am who I say I am. And, I didn’t slash that mask strap on the last dive. And, I didn’t blow everyone’s o-rings. And I didn’t knock my AL 80 off the dock into the water. I really am a good diver and I am not dangerous.)

(With one Hiiiii-yah, RavenC does the Karate Kid Crane move and there is no more RavenC-X)


Will the real RavenC please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Back to your regularly scheduled program.



Profile picture for RavenC-X:

 

[Boogie711]

And whats more, I'm slightly scared and confused now.

 

[MechDiver]

You really ought to get a life. Really. The one you have is very boring.

 

[cobaltbabe]

Boogie711 once bubbled...
And whats more, I'm slightly scared and confused now.

Raven, can you clear it up for everyone please.

 

[Otter]

What happened to Raven? Someone drop a AL80 on her head? SeaJay, tell us thats an imposter and the real (-X or otherwise) is ok.

 

[cyklon_300]

is a pharmacist, I think someone needs an immediate Rx refill...

 

[MechDiver]

cobaltbabe once bubbled...


Raven, can you clear it up for everyone please.

I think she's already clear enough for most of us

 

[ScubaTexan]

...but whatever it is, I don't think I like the looks of it.

 

[jonnythan]

RavenC once bubbled...
Profile picture for RavenC-X:

Is that Eminem?

 

[Raven C]

Shesh it looks like there are more sock puppets out there than I thought. LOL


Just a little joke to take some of the seriousness out of things.

Honestly, only a few are going to get it anyway.

Anyone going diving this week or weekend other than Jep (who's trying out his new BP & W)?

If yes, tell us what your plans are. R