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View Poll Results: Do you find men's private parts ugly or attractive?

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  • It is ugly!

    3 60.00%
  • The penis is OK, the testicles are ugly

    1 20.00%
  • The penis is ugly, the testicles are OK.

    0 0%
  • I find it (penis and testicles) attractive.

    1 20.00%
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Thread: Ladies: Do you find men's private parts ugly or attractive?

 


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    Ladies: Do you find men's private parts ugly or attractive?

    Was watching a dvd of comedian Whitney Cummings. She is a funny gal. A little dirty mouthed, but still funny.

    One of her jokes was about how ugly men's private parts are to women. She poked fun at the men for thinking their 'package' was so attractive to women, but in reality it is only attractive to the man and his big ego.

    I gave it some thought and asked my wife. She kinda confirmed what Whitney said.

    Thought I'd put it to a vote for the ladies to chime in...I'm always after the truth!

    (Gay guys don't vote, we know you like how it looks. And lesbians, your kind of predisposed to not liking it. So prefer to hear from hetero ladies.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayisha View Post
    Rhone Man, men usually perceive that it gets the job done. What is more important is - Is that from your perspective or hers?
    She has a perspective?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayisha View Post
    Rhone Man, men usually perceive that it gets the job done. What is more important is - Is that from your perspective or hers?
    Do you know why it takes a man an average of 3 minutes to be satisfied but a woman takes an average of 5 minuites?




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