Stuffed Animals

[WileEDiver]

This woman goes into a singles’ bar. After sitting there nursing a drink for a bit, a guy comes over and joins her. A few hours and a number of drinks later, they discover that they enjoy each other’s company and that they have many things in common. As 2 A.M. nears they both realize that the evening is far from over for them.

She accompanies him back to his house, where he shows her around the place, finally ending up in his bedroom. There she sees the walls of his bedroom are covered by rows and rows of stuffed animals of all sizes on shelves. "What a sensitive guy," she thinks to herself, "maybe this one is special!" He leans in, they kiss, fall onto the bed, shed their clothes, and, well, you can imagine what happens next.

Afterwards she snuggles up to him, kisses him on the cheek, and asks "How was it?"

He points to the wall and says "You can have your choice of any prize from the bottom shelf."

[DandyDon]

I guess you aiming at the Humor forum...?

don

[WileEDiver]

dandydon once bubbled...
I guess you aiming at the Humor forum...?

don

Well, since that forum is called "Scuba Humor" and it didn't have a scuba tie-in, I put it here where I've seen other humorous postings.