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    NDR: How do you rate in the straight eye for a queer guy exam?

    1 The last time you went to a party you wore:

    a) A pair of $400 ripped jeans
    b) Leather pants
    c) Designer slacks
    d) Whatever was on the floor

    2 What kind of milk do you keep in the fridge?

    a) Soy milk
    b) Skim milk
    c) Whole milk
    d) Expired milk

    3 On Valentine’s Day you:

    a) Were given new socks and underwear
    b) Were given a card
    c) Bought yourself a steak dinner
    d) Got abused by your ex

    4 Looking your best would involve:

    a) A facial and a pedicure
    b) A haircut and styling
    c) Brushing your teeth
    d) Showering

    5 The most expensive thing in my lounge is:

    a) My designer modular lounge
    b) My bean bag
    c) My 60-inch TV
    d) My car’s fully dismantled engine


    All "A"s: Your style is as gay as a town fair. It takes lead weights to keep your loafers on the floor.

    All "B"s: You are metrosexual. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Try being less like David Beckham and more like David Boon.

    All "C"s: You are confused and can do better. Spend more time working out and less time watching Oprah.

    All "D"s: You are a balanced bloke. No work required here. Go straight to the pub.

    Adapted from the Sydney Morning Herald

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    Hmmmmmm........

    Good one, Steven.

    I had all D's. Does this mean it's OK to keep my pink tanks?
    Ken



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    Quote Originally Posted by MgicTwnger
    Good one, Steven.

    I had all D's. Does this mean it's OK to keep my pink tanks?
    So long as you promise to leave the tutu at home.

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    Hahahaha

    My answers looked like I was creating an eye exam chart. LOL R

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    Quote Originally Posted by RavenC
    Hahahaha

    My answers looked like I was creating an eye exam chart. LOL R
    I'm not exactly sure it was aimed at the fair sex R .

    Aside question if I may where's your man ? Been quiet lately !

    Pm if you wish .

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    Pub it is

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    ok... that test was obviously made up by an Englishman, and everybody
    knows that all Englishmen are ... you know.... funny.... so....

    it invalidates the whole test.
    all your brain are belong to us

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    see you in the pub

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    Quote Originally Posted by reefraff
    1 The last time you went to a party you wore:

    a) A pair of $400 ripped jeans
    b) Leather pants
    c) Designer slacks
    d) Whatever was on the floor

    2 What kind of milk do you keep in the fridge?

    a) Soy milk
    b) Skim milk
    c) Whole milk
    d) Expired milk

    3 On Valentine’s Day you:

    a) Were given new socks and underwear
    b) Were given a card
    c) Bought yourself a steak dinner
    d) Got abused by your ex

    4 Looking your best would involve:

    a) A facial and a pedicure
    b) A haircut and styling
    c) Brushing your teeth
    d) Showering

    5 The most expensive thing in my lounge is:

    a) My designer modular lounge
    b) My bean bag
    c) My 60-inch TV
    d) My car’s fully dismantled engine


    All "A"s: Your style is as gay as a town fair. It takes lead weights to keep your loafers on the floor.

    All "B"s: You are metrosexual. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Try being less like David Beckham and more like David Boon.

    All "C"s: You are confused and can do better. Spend more time working out and less time watching Oprah.

    All "D"s: You are a balanced bloke. No work required here. Go straight to the pub.

    Adapted from the Sydney Morning Herald
    who is comming to the pub with me... for a pint or two
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