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  1. June 24th, 2004, 04:03 PM #1
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    shark attack

    Q: How do you avoid being attacked by a shark while diving?

    A: Carry a briefcase the shark will think you are a lawyer and not attack out of professional courtesy.
    "When someone, does or says something ignorant, that is not a reflection of their intelligence....It is a reflection of their character."
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  2. June 24th, 2004, 04:10 PM #2
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    Nice one...............
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  3. June 24th, 2004, 04:16 PM #3
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    got a few good lawyer jokes besides that one. it was the only dive related one I could think of
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  4. June 24th, 2004, 04:25 PM #4
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    good one

    Quote Originally Posted by RIDIVER501
    got a few good lawyer jokes besides that one. it was the only dive related one I could think of
    Just told that one to my co-workers, got a good laugh.
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  5. June 24th, 2004, 04:45 PM #5
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    Thanks, I get some good milage out of that one in dive class.
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  6. June 24th, 2004, 06:46 PM #6
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    So have you had some recent altrication with a lawyer over something???

    I agree they should be poked at with fun every day - peferably a sharp implement
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  7. June 25th, 2004, 08:29 AM #7
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    No lawyers are just easy targets
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    You guys DO realize that there are only two lawyer jokes........

    ...... the rest are true stories!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave in PA
    You guys DO realize that there are only two lawyer jokes........

    ...... the rest are true stories!
    What do you mean there are two jokes? Lawyers are no joke.
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  10. June 28th, 2004, 07:59 AM #10
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    The difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a mudsucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.
    So, I'm eccentric? Who wants to be run-of-the-mill?

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