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wetrat

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OK I'll start....

There once was a diver named Joe
Who liked to play games down below
He said with a grin
As he took off his fin
"I swim with only one toe!" :D
 
Sheesh you guys... It's not that hard! Check this one out:

There once was a girl from Aruba
Who wanted to learn how to SCUBA
She signed up for a class
But fell on her ***
Now she is learning the tuba!
 
Oh c'mon. They obviously don't have to be GOOD limericks. Here's another:

There once was a diver named Dave
Who swam into an undersea cave
He said with a grin
As he kicked his way in
Now everyone thinks I am brave
 
there once was a diver named peter
who fancied himself a dive leader
in finding the boat
he did it by rote
and with his noggin did hit her
 
aplogizies now - i was dared to make something up using feral

There was a young diver named Cheryl,
Who when diving would go a bit feral
Touching everything in site
Giving the buff divers a fright!
Dive with her at your own peril
 
There once was this girl from Bonaire
Who dove to three-thirty on air
She convulsed arm and leg
Then spit out her reg
Now she sings with the angels upstairs
 
A diver with a BC by Zeagle
Was said to have eyes like an eagle
In a dark wreck he chose
To follow his nose
He should have been born as a beagle
 

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