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Well, tomorrow's the last day of my deco course. For now, instead of working my exams, this is what comes to me . . .
Saturated Shakespeare
Alas! Now hear my dive lament:
Although I made a slow ascent
I fear my S.I. was misspent.
Of nanobots therefore I dreamt,
To deconstruct each microbubble
Before it grew to cause me trouble.
But morning’s light finds me still bent! Harsh mistress 'twas that taught me this:
Pushed limits can't make ignorance bliss.
-Bryan
PS No divers (and no goats) were harmed in the composing of this doggerel.
If leading dives is herding cats, is leading training dives herding Schrodinger's cats?
And the SB Politeness Award goes to . . . Doc Vikingo, for "I find this assertion not compelling." The measure of a good dive plan is its impermeability.
Poor dive plans, on the other hand, tend to be water-soluble.
Thanks, TS&M. Completed the course today. Had I known everything involved, I might never have undertaken it. So I'm quite pleased. To paraphrase Merle Travis and T.Ernie Ford . . .
You breathe three thousand pounds, whaddya get?
Another day colder and deeper and wet.
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't stop
I owe my soul to the local dive shop.
If leading dives is herding cats, is leading training dives herding Schrodinger's cats?
And the SB Politeness Award goes to . . . Doc Vikingo, for "I find this assertion not compelling." The measure of a good dive plan is its impermeability.
Poor dive plans, on the other hand, tend to be water-soluble.
If leading dives is herding cats, is leading training dives herding Schrodinger's cats?
And the SB Politeness Award goes to . . . Doc Vikingo, for "I find this assertion not compelling." The measure of a good dive plan is its impermeability.
Poor dive plans, on the other hand, tend to be water-soluble.
If leading dives is herding cats, is leading training dives herding Schrodinger's cats?
And the SB Politeness Award goes to . . . Doc Vikingo, for "I find this assertion not compelling." The measure of a good dive plan is its impermeability.
Poor dive plans, on the other hand, tend to be water-soluble.
Oh, and Speaking of Buckingham’s (Fleetwood Mac’s) classic “Go Insane” (which we weren't) . . . Video at YouTube - Lindsey Buckingham "Go Insane" Acoustic Live 3/23/07 is AMAZING! So of course I’m immediately motivated to scr*w with the lyrics while waiting for a call from home. Ergo:
Two kinds of DCS on this dive:
Type I, Type II
I lost my pony on this dive
Because I did not use it
So I go into deke
Like I always do
And I call the dive
It's a lot like you.
If leading dives is herding cats, is leading training dives herding Schrodinger's cats?
And the SB Politeness Award goes to . . . Doc Vikingo, for "I find this assertion not compelling." The measure of a good dive plan is its impermeability.
Poor dive plans, on the other hand, tend to be water-soluble.
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