HBCoverGurlChica is on her way to superstardom as America's next Top Model.
In the September edition of California Diving News (available in Dive Stores now, or available online here) you can see photos of her svelt, perfect form (oh, and a giant Seabass) on the inside back cover in the "best shots section" (also available for viewing online here.)
As the exclusive agent of HBTopModelGirl, AquaMedia is accepting requests to have her grace your photographs. Large sea beasts optional.
Feel free to call me, Kenneth Nikon of AquaMedia to arrange for a screen test or in-water demo.
As her Agent, I can personally vouch for her perfect form, her rocked up body (with 9% body fat) her sparrow-like gas consumption (perfect for long shoots with an AL50) and her tireless work ethic.
There are a few things you should be aware of. Afterall, now that she's a rising star, she has some demands I've been forced to write into all of her contracts:
1) Peets Espresso exclusively. By the gallon. Not by the demitasse. The talent will negotiate on the actual providor and brand of espresso, but the artist's preference is Peets, and the artist has right of first refusal. If your espresso sucks, Artist doesn't come out of her trailer. Its that simple.
2) PowerBars by the Peck. This works out to approximately 27.4 bars per 3 hours of shooting. Do the math, back up the truck or no deal. Flavor is negotiable. Brand is not.
3) NO PSI 500 De-fog. Baby shampoo only, Johnsons brand preferred. The Talent will not use a mask treated with PSI 500 blue goo. PSI 500 on the set and the Artist walks.
4) Artist will shoot in any BC or BP/W device, so long as its a DSS. Sorry, but this is the Artist's preferred brand, and this is not negotiable. You wouldn't ask MJ to wear ADIDAS. Don't ask the MJ of SoCal Shore Divers to wear a Mares Jacket BC. All other gear is open for sponsorship. But the BP/W is locked into Deep Sea Supply (love you, Tobin! :sappy: )
5) Only Barracuda are off limits. Sorry, but the Artist has written into the contract rider that all species of shark, SeaBass, Nudibranch and crustacian are suitable subjects to shoot with, but Barracuda are ill-tempered curs and will not be tollerated on the set. Trust me, as her agent, its for the best.
6) Despite my whining, and complaining, the Artist has negotiated exclusivity with SeaCure. So as her Agent (and her real mouthpiece of choice) I am forced to accept Artists wishes. I now fully embrace the evil SeaCure as my Client's SCUBA mouthpiece of choice. Whatta ya gonna do.
These are the essentials that are written into Artist's rider. Contact Kenneth Nikon here at ScubaBoard if you with to book HBBigTimeChica for any of your dive shots. No destination is too exotic, no environment too harsh. Call me at (800) Chica-Me and we'll work a deal. But call soon - since the September edition hit the news stands prime 2006 dates have nearly filled, and we're booked clear to Spring 2007.
:lol:
Rock on, 'Chica. The best subject I've ever shot with.
The bass was a pretty cool model, too.
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Ken
In the September edition of California Diving News (available in Dive Stores now, or available online here) you can see photos of her svelt, perfect form (oh, and a giant Seabass) on the inside back cover in the "best shots section" (also available for viewing online here.)
As the exclusive agent of HBTopModelGirl, AquaMedia is accepting requests to have her grace your photographs. Large sea beasts optional.
Feel free to call me, Kenneth Nikon of AquaMedia to arrange for a screen test or in-water demo.
As her Agent, I can personally vouch for her perfect form, her rocked up body (with 9% body fat) her sparrow-like gas consumption (perfect for long shoots with an AL50) and her tireless work ethic.
There are a few things you should be aware of. Afterall, now that she's a rising star, she has some demands I've been forced to write into all of her contracts:
1) Peets Espresso exclusively. By the gallon. Not by the demitasse. The talent will negotiate on the actual providor and brand of espresso, but the artist's preference is Peets, and the artist has right of first refusal. If your espresso sucks, Artist doesn't come out of her trailer. Its that simple.
2) PowerBars by the Peck. This works out to approximately 27.4 bars per 3 hours of shooting. Do the math, back up the truck or no deal. Flavor is negotiable. Brand is not.
3) NO PSI 500 De-fog. Baby shampoo only, Johnsons brand preferred. The Talent will not use a mask treated with PSI 500 blue goo. PSI 500 on the set and the Artist walks.
4) Artist will shoot in any BC or BP/W device, so long as its a DSS. Sorry, but this is the Artist's preferred brand, and this is not negotiable. You wouldn't ask MJ to wear ADIDAS. Don't ask the MJ of SoCal Shore Divers to wear a Mares Jacket BC. All other gear is open for sponsorship. But the BP/W is locked into Deep Sea Supply (love you, Tobin! :sappy: )
5) Only Barracuda are off limits. Sorry, but the Artist has written into the contract rider that all species of shark, SeaBass, Nudibranch and crustacian are suitable subjects to shoot with, but Barracuda are ill-tempered curs and will not be tollerated on the set. Trust me, as her agent, its for the best.
6) Despite my whining, and complaining, the Artist has negotiated exclusivity with SeaCure. So as her Agent (and her real mouthpiece of choice) I am forced to accept Artists wishes. I now fully embrace the evil SeaCure as my Client's SCUBA mouthpiece of choice. Whatta ya gonna do.
These are the essentials that are written into Artist's rider. Contact Kenneth Nikon here at ScubaBoard if you with to book HBBigTimeChica for any of your dive shots. No destination is too exotic, no environment too harsh. Call me at (800) Chica-Me and we'll work a deal. But call soon - since the September edition hit the news stands prime 2006 dates have nearly filled, and we're booked clear to Spring 2007.
:lol:
Rock on, 'Chica. The best subject I've ever shot with.
The bass was a pretty cool model, too.
---
Ken
