Pearldiver that's the funniest one yet....
In honor of dumb stuff that people believe, I have to tell this.
A couple of years ago after church we asked our kids where they wanted to go for lunch and they said Hooters (yes I get the irony). The Hooters near us is on a small creek and after we had finished eating the kids asked to go look at the water.
Our waitress... (who was qualified to work there!) over hears them and asks.."Would they like some crackers to feed the oysters?" I just sat there, and looked at her, confused, and then politely said "yes???".
I look at my husband and ask.."did she just say crackers to feed the OYSTERS?" He validated that my hearing was not failing. I think she MUST have meant "oyster crackers" to feed the FISH.
She comes back to the table with several packages of Oyster crackers and begins to explain to us that these are SPECIAL crackers for feeding the Oysters. That there is an oyster bed at the end of the dock and you crumble up the crackers and feed them... OK? (Imagine cute tilt of head here)
If I hadn't been so shocked I might have asked her if they detatch from the bed and come up to the surface to snap at the food. However, I just sat there with a stunned look on my face, realizing that this is why drunks should not be allowed "teach" Hooters waitresses anything.
We still joke about the Oyster crackers being "special food" for oysters every time we have them now.