You might be a redneck diver if...

[ZenDiver.3D]

If your dive buddy is your your spouse/cousin.

 

[bamamedic]

If you own camouflage dive gear

If your dive truck doubles as a hunting truck during deer season.

If you bought all your gear by trading in an old shotgun at the local pawn shop.

If your dive boat is really just an old bass boat with a barely working trolling motor.

If the cow watering pond out back is your main dive site.

 

[JKPAO]

.......If you have to put in your teeth to whistle thru them......
.......if you think your garden hose is just a long snorkel........
...... if you use sink the stink as a fancy body wash.....
.......if you use your chew spit bucket as anti fog.....
See you topside! John

 

[wrybosome]

If your dive buddy is your your spouse/cousin.

Or both.

 

[Hank658]

You have a beer can attached to the side of your mask to help with "that dang dry mouth!!"

 

[Jim Lapenta]

Your doubles bands are made of duct tape and the motor mounts from a 72 dodge dart.

Your first stage says bubba's welding supply on it.

Your weightbelt also holds a hammer, 2 screw drivers, a pair of sidecutters, and vice grips. With a can of skoal in the tape measure pocket.

 

[Cave Diver]

Your weightbelt also holds a hammer, 2 screw drivers, a pair of sidecutters, and vice grips. With a can of skoal in the tape measure pocket.

Jim, it's supposed to be REDNECK diver, not WRECKdiver.

 

[Puddle Dipper]

if when you let air out of your bc it whistles Dixie

 

[mike_s]

if when you let air out of your bc it whistles Dixie

or if when you use your DIVE ALERT, it sounds like the horn on the General Lee from Dukes of Hazard.

 

[KY_BOB]

I know this thread is about comedy but I got an email this morning that I can't resist posting here:

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

Now, back the the comedy.