You might be a redneck diver if...

[Hoomi]

... if you hang a set of "Truck Nuts" from the bottom of your tank.

... if your local dive club consists entirely of relatives.

... if you've ever gone diving in the local lake, just because "that sumbitch bigmouth bass done got away from me fer the last time!"

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

You might be a redneck if ...

- you begin your dive with the phrase "Hey y'all, watch this" ...

- you got a coonskin dive hood with the tail hanging off the back ...

- your favorite surface interval snack is hush puppies and Pabst Blue Ribbon ...

- your wetsuit has a Carhartt patch on the pocket ...

- you use fins you made from an old tire you found in the front yard ...

- this here's your dive propulsion vehicle ...

- and this here's your dive car ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[Dirty-Dog]

You might be a redneck if ...

- you begin your dive with the phrase "Hey y'all, hold mah beer 'n watch this" ...

Fixed that for you...

 

[sickday]

when you off gas you load your wetsuit

 

[MaxBottomtime]

You might be a redneck if your idea of redundancy is a second roll of duct tape.

 

[diver_doug]

You might a be a redneck diver if...


You think SCUBA stands for: Some Cowboy Underwater Bad-Asses

You laugh at your buddies Miflex hoses and show them a REAL hose, made from gen-u-ine braided hay.

Your emergency dive kit consists of oxycodone, skoal and Wild Turkey (fur drinkin' not fur disinfectin')

You think the Warhammer Manuever is the POINT of diving

While diving you have sex with a mermaid, and she turns out to be your sister! Then you do it agin' (only this time you enjoy it)!

 

[bigken462]

You get in a tight need for tires so you snatch them off your mobile home trailer so that your vehicle can make it to the chicken fights on Friday, but then get pulled over cause the trailer tag off your home that you so carefully placed on your expired car tag - well is also expired.

Oh this is about diving.....Well then, you may be a redneck if you use your compressed SCBA air to blow your spit-tum out before putting it back in your BC pocket.

 

[Hoomi]

... if the first diving sign language you learn is how to ask your buddy to pull your finger.

... you see a mermaid, and your first thought is, "jes' how much filet could I get off'n that?"

... your dive boat always has a bloodhound with his ears flappin' in the breeze, and an anchor made out of a couple of cinder blocks chained together.

... your BC is flourescent orange and has loops for shotgun shells across the pockets.

 

[Aerosynth]

"First stage" refers to hitting on your dive buddy.

 

[Aerosynth]

Your scuba cylinder was ever part of a meth lab.