John Triggerfish completes long awaited third novel

[john triggerfish]

My name's John Triggerfish and I'm a scuba diving legend.
Jacques Cousteau has nothing on me. He might have been the pioneer of underwater exploration but I'm the sub aqua king; and what I don't know about diving and adventure isn't worth knowing. I've come a long way in a big way. Especially in a few Thai bar girls; but that was yesteryear and this is now.

I'm currently at the top of my game with hundreds of diving hours under my weight belt and this time it's as close to a true tale as you can get, nearly. There's a monkey involved in this story. Everybody loves a cheeky monkey. There's sharks too. Everybody loathes sharks because sharks are sharp toothed evil motherf*&%ers that cause unnecessary chunky chum filled limb losing watery death. There's a dolphin. There's a beautiful dolphin straight out of a fairytale, because every good book has to have a dolphin in it. This is a story about returning from Mexico in one piece and making friends.

www.johntriggerfish.com

The first two books 232 bars, and produce another dumb instructor have been edited and revised.

If you like the books can you please put my website link on your Facebook feed as I need to save up to buy another yacht and sail to the Pacific to investigate the wildlife in the North Pacific gyre. My last yacht crashed unfortunately.....

Finally please try not to slag me off too much, but if you do, don't worry, I'm used to it, a lot, over the years
Thanks you good scuba diving people x

 

[Bubblesong]

So I read the first few pages on google review, and the style of writing is entertaining, although it always amazes me how rough guys are to their friends. But now i have to figure out how to purchase and download to kindle.

 

[john triggerfish]

I think you click on the link.
Download e-pub file you want to computer.
Connect Kindle to computer
Transfer file
Put Scubapro Mark IV in mouth.
And pray....

I think that's how I did it....all best Francesca
JT

 

[Bubblesong]

If the e-pub file is not in kindle format, I may have to use Calibre software to reformat so it will be readable on my Kindle.

 

[Bubblesong]

Bought the trilogy and have it on my computer, but cannot get it to transfer to kindle, tried WiFi, download to kindle, emailing. This is both as e-Pub and converted by Calibre to DOCX.
I shall not be thwarted, even if I have to get my kids to help me.
Meanwhile i caved and bought the first book on Amazon as well, to find out what the heck happened to the guy. So at least i have first book.
Note to OP, i have been meaning to learn how to navigate ebooks for a while, so I thank you for all your hard work writing humor books that have now become the “carrot” for me to figure out this technology.

 

[john triggerfish]

Thank you Francesca.
How to Read an eBook
I think this will help.

 

[john triggerfish]

I purchased an eBook and I want to read it on my Kindle
Lulu creates and publishes eBooks in the standard EPUB format. If you have a Kindle, which reads eBooks in MOBI format, you can still download and read a Lulu eBook in a few easy steps.

1. From your laptop or computer, choose and purchase your Lulu eBook.
2. Download and save the EPUB file.
3. Go to http://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/
4. Upload the EPUB file for conversion.
5. Download and save the converted MOBI file.
6. Attach your USB connection from your Kindle Reader to your Computer.
7. Move the MOBI file to your Kindle Documents directory.
8. Your new book will be available for selection from your Kindle bookshelf.

 

[drbill]

When I first read your post, I thought your ego was highly inflated but it soon dawned on me that you were full of good humor!

 

[john triggerfish]

I try my best to be a highly professional and modest role model, drbill.

 

[Trailboss123]

Just bought the Trilogy via iBooks-- Looking forward to reading. Cheers!