Peeing Etiquette

[BlueTrin]

I take my kids to the public pool and one time I REALLY had to go pee. I figured I'd just sneak over to the deep end and subtly let it go.

I got caught.

The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly and suddenly that I almost fell in.

How did he catch you ?

Asking out of curiosity ... for a friend ...

 

[Seaweed Doc]

How did he catch you ?

Asking out of curiosity ... for a friend ...

The key to the fictitious story is "fell IN."

 

[Catito]

I swim over to my wife and hold her closely when I pee. It took her years to figure out that I wasn't being romantic, I was peeing.[/QUOTE

I take my kids to the public pool and one time I REALLY had to go pee. I figured I'd just sneak over to the deep end and subtly let it go.

I got caught.

The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly and suddenly that I almost fell in.

In my opinion, peeing in a pool (especially a public pool) is worse than peeing on a boat (also bad). What the heck?

 

[Catito]

I take my kids to the public pool and one time I REALLY had to go pee. I figured I'd just sneak over to the deep end and subtly let it go.

I got caught.

The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly and suddenly that I almost fell in.

In my opinion, peeing in a public pool is worse than peeing on the deck of a boat (both gross and selfish). What the heck?

 

[The Chairman]

A quart?! Damn you have a big bladder!

I was thinking the same thing. Hook up a pipe and get some jet propulsion out of that thing!

In the UK, it is seen as a reasonably good way to stay warm if you are a wetsuit diver

Technically, that is a "urinecline"

peeing in a public pool

A pool without pee is just an ool.

 

[TuckerIdaho]

In my opinion, peeing in a public pool is worse than peeing on the deck of a boat (both gross and selfish). What the heck?

You realize us boat owners have an entire network that we share who the deck pee-ers are? You're on the list now buddy.

 

[BlueTrin]

You realize us boat owners have an entire network that we share who the deck pee-ers are? You're on the list now buddy.

I cannot believe someone would think that peeing on the deck of a boat is ok.

I think the same of peeing in a pool but someone it seems slightly more accepted socially.

 

[Barnaby'sDad]

I cannot believe someone would think that peeing on the deck of a boat is ok.

I think the same of peeing in a pool but someone it seems slightly more accepted socially.

No kidding. Part of me is shocked that someone would do that. The other part of me is confused why I would be shocked about that...given all the other ridiculous **** people do these days. Ex. People assaulting retail employees over being told to wear face masks.

 

[Catito]

You realize us boat owners have an entire network that we share who the deck pee-ers are? You're on the list now buddy.

Do not misunderstand me. Both are wrong and gross and I would never do either. I was more grossed out by one person’s comments about peeing in a public pool—which seems to be a greater health risk to the rest of us.

 

[Catito]

You realize us boat owners have an entire network that we share who the deck pee-ers are? You're on the list now buddy.

And a little aggressive, TuckerIdaho. You misunderstood my post. It seems to be a man who thinks peeing on a boat is ok. As a woman I am grossed out by that and SUPER grossed out by men peeing in pools. Thanks for the “heads up” but I doubt that I will ever be on a boat in Idaho. If I am (again not likely), I would not pee on it.