I don't know about bears in the woods..

[Saipanman]

but I just found out that turtles do it in the ocean.

Today, my birthday dive, I dove Temple of Doom outside the Grotto on Saipan. Midway between the Temple and the batcave, I saw a medium sized turtle swimmin my way. Turned to get my buddy's attntion (kinda diving "same ocean buddies" today) and when I looked back.....

The turtle was doing the Warhammer.

I don't know much about turtle customs, so I hope that wasn't his idea of a birthday gift.

 

[mike_s]

The turtle was doing the Warhammer.

Heh... it never dies!

 

[Uncle Pug]

Happy birthday Saipanman!

 

[Saipanman]

Thank you very much, Mr. UP. From what I've read, it's your birthday today too. Happy Birthday, Uncle Pug!

 

[DeputyDan]

If beachcombers knew what Parrot fish pooped they wouldn't love the "sand" so much....

 

[Wijbrandus]

Hehe, I love it.

And that WH thing is something that fade away. The image will never leave my brain. Ugh. I need a lobotomy or something now that you brought it back into my head.

 

[Wristshot]

So Saipanman, my question is

1) were you a "peeping tom" in a turtle toilet ?

or did you just

2) scare the crap out of the poor unsuspecting turtle ?

Please, no video.


Wristshot

 

[SueMermaid]

Men. :nope:

 

[teknitroxdiver]

I bet before long, somebody's going to come along, ask "what the **** is a warhammer???", and we'll go off on a 5-page thread himm-hawwing around, dropping subtle hints of where to find the image, until somebody finally PMs them a link..........only to add 5 more pages discussing if it was really 'that gross'.

 

[wacdiver]

If beachcombers knew what Parrot fish pooped they wouldn't love the "sand" so much....

That is just SOOO perfect!!!
I wonder what the LA/Southbeach 'beautiful people' would say if they only knew what they were sitting on!
Hey maybe we should tell em It might clear out the crowds!!!