You know you'r a "cyber-diver"when...

[WVDiver]

14) You just spent a grand on a new pc and you don't own a dive computer.

 

[100days-a-year]

'when you walk into your LDS and they address you as sir or madam instead of your first name.

'when you know more about divesites on other continents than the ones you could drive to.

'when you give advice on gear you've never owned :mfight: .

'when you can't download from your dive computer cause the download program is Win95

 

[WVDiver]

you think a dive table is a computer desk.

when you think SAC rate is how often you have sex.

 

[triton94949]

My definition of a cyber diver is someone who sells all their scuba gear and then still posts. How much more cyber could you get? This person knows who I am talking about.

 

[mrobinson]

What the?!?!?
I thought I was just posting until the water opened back up or until it got cold enough to cut the hole!

 

[dlndavid]

When you put on your fins and mask to watch the Blue Planet.

 

[diversteve]

You take your laptop along on a trip for the express purpose of posting your pictures before you return. And you only stay at dive resorts that have broadband wireless access.

 

[H2Andy]

1.Your post count on Scubaboard exceeds your dive count.

dang...

yes.... but only by 8,123 posts

2.You have strong opinions on divesites you've never been too.

do the Andrea Doria and the Empress of Ireland count?

3.You have a custom avatar.

custom avatars are so last year, dude...

4.You have actually met NetDoc,UnclePug or Genesis.

hahaha... got you on this one. i've only met NetDoc and Genesis, but
i guess two out of three ain't half bad

 

[triton94949]

...hahaha... got you on this one. i've only met NetDoc and Genesis, but
i guess two out of three ain't half bad

He said "or"

Same issue as with statutory law.

 

[pennypue]

When you put on your fins and mask to watch the Blue Planet.

LOL, now that sounds like fun!