Ever evolving story

[Jcsgt]

So Chewie, wearing a magical athletic cup

 

[sandshaker]

clicks his heels together and

 

[Jcsgt]

chants R-E-D-R-U-M, R-E-D-R-U-M, my aching red bum

 

[Midnight Star]

then as he scratchs his reddened bum, he notices...

 

[Jcsgt]

a nasty blistering of his

 

[Midnight Star]

pustules that he thoughtfully caresses.

 

[Jcsgt]

and applies a thick coating

 

[heliflyer]

While carressing,he thinks back to the days when

 

[Jcsgt]

in the locker room at

 

[Midnight Star]

a local dive shop, he finds on the floor behind him