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A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful womansitting next to him.He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flightattendant. But which airline does she work for?"Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered theDelta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself, Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towardsher again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, andscratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly yourfriendly skies?"

This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the *******do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Ahhh,.....Air Canada!"

Any one out there that has had the pleasure of flying on Air Canada recently may relate to this.
 
DELTA - Don't Ever Leave The Airport!

Dave
 
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