Dumbest thought you've had regarding diving

[The Chad]

Okay people no doubt everyone here is passionate about diving. Lets hear about the dumbest/funnyest thoughts that have ever crossed your mind when it comes to divingor things that have actually happened while diving.... heres a few to get you started:

-making a helmet on a hooka so your dog can dive with you
-taking a Valium to lower your SAC
-watchng your homemade can light implode

Lets hear em I need some laughs

 

[aquaman13]

I've got a few, and I'm not even certified...yet

-Showing up to a school sponsored pool party in full gear
-Filling the courtyard of our school up with water(what, there's not a whole lot of water around here)
-Taking my gear into the bathtub
-Wearing my wetsuit to school in the winter, sooo much warmer
-Breathing out of my 80 when I don't like the smell
-Wearing my mask around when it's raining or dusty or whatever the case may be
-Talking to the teachers and classmates with signing...weirdest thing...they don't seem to understand
-Bringing my board and pencil to school to take notes and also talk to classmates
-Before intiating a conversation, I absent-mindedly try to hit my knife butt on my tank, only to find that neither are there
-Skipping school to dive!

 

[scubadale]

YouTube - World's Only Scuba Diving Cat

 

[pipedope]

Dumbest; Thinking I could park the nozzle over my thigh for a moment. Then finding how much of a hicky a Stanley, hydraulic dredge can give you in the 3 seconds it takes to get the tender to cut the power.
Then trying to get work done with both the tender and dive supervisor laughing the rest of the day.

 

[scorpenesub]

Dumbest thot? Having sex at 40m.. Do you think you will get the same high as a mile high club member?

 

[irishsquid]

Wait for one of the rainiest days possible and don my mask, snorkel, wetsuit, and fins to ride my motorcycle to work.

 

[Lowrider Steve]

Once thought about taking at nap at 50 feet. Started to nod off and then changed my mind.

 

[KOMPRESSOR]

Question on an internet board on how to rebuild a carpenter's compressor for airfills...

 

[aquaman13]

Wondering if a bike hand pump could fill up an 80

 

[liuk3]

Thinking many times that THIS finally is the last piece of gear I am going to spend money on...