You know you're a scuba diver when...

[santafejoe]

Spend more time at the dive shop than you do at home.

 

[blues]

When you call being underwater inside and being on surface outside...

 

[Sea Spartan]

when you plan dives your not going on "just incase"

 

[jcm996]

when you don't want to go on a free tropical vacation (family trip) provided by your in-laws because there isn't any good diving there....

??? No good diving = no water. What tropical location has no good diving.
1, Can you get down at least 20 feet?
2. Can you see your own hand?

If yes to 1 and 2 everytning else is bounus = ok dive or better

 

[BettyRubble]

. . .when your 'shoes and purses' budget line is replaced with "SCUBA Equip" . . .

Can't wear those high heels underwater so who needs them!

 

[jcm996]

When your non-diving spouse of 7 years (and 2 years of dating) gets her open water because she is tired of hearing about what you saw while she was topside.

She will be making her first dives (without an instructor) in Tobago between June 26th and July 2nd 2009. (oh is that 17 days from now)

 

[Darcey]

When you don't own a dry suit but are drooling to have one and your instructor who has one for sale that will probably fit you and keeps talking to you about it as if it were a sexual thing and it's enough to push you over the edge. (ie "aren't my undergarments so soft and warm...just touch them and feel them....don't you wish you had one too")

Mmmm....dry suit porn....

 

[Dave Zimmerly]

When you go to turn on the gas grill, you open the valve all the way and then turn it back a third.

Dave (aka "Squirt")

 

[mts0628]

When you're walking through Lowes and you have to swing through the plumbing section (you aren't a plumber and you have no home plumbing projects). "Gee, these parts would be perfect for a blending stick!"

 

[Master of the Seas]

When you paint a white stripe on your mail box flag.....