shakeybrainsurgeon
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My neighbor married a trophy wife...
...but I don't think he won first prize.
--------Steven Wright
...but I don't think he won first prize.
--------Steven Wright
worlds shortest joke
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shakeybrainsurgeon
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A prostitute approaches me and says "I'll do anything you want for fifty bucks", so I asked her to paint my living room.
-------Henny Youngman
-------Henny Youngman
A guy goes to a costume party naked except for a pair of roller skates. When asked what he is susposed to be, he answers "a pull toy".
A horse walks into a bar, the bar attender turns around and ask him : Why the long face?
A guy sticks his head in a barbershop door and asks "Bob Peters here"? The barber replies "nope, just shaves and haircuts"
The earth is round!
pickens_46929
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That's what she said...
reefseal
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A robber nabbed my wife's purse with all her credit cards. I said to police let the robber keep it, he'll spend less than my wife!. Parump pum crash!
shrwdtech
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Thanks for the chuckle!
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