The 2010 Baseball Smack Talk Thread

[ONESPEED]

 

[ScubaTigress]

Woooooooow lolololololololololololololololo


GO ROYALS!!!!!

even though we suck most of the time. Oh well... i'm loyal

 

[Sinbad the Diver]

Let's just save us all the trouble and just resurrect this one now

http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/non-diving-related-stuff/309544-lets-go-yankees.html

It will save us all some time come late Oct.

 

[greylion]

Meteorologists have determined that the dust cloud that is now spreading over Europe and delaying International travel was not from the volcanic eruption in Iceland, but are now interviewing the person responsible for cleaning the Chicago Cubs trophy case.

 

[AXL72]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."

 

[AXL72]

 

[ONESPEED]

Let's just recap some of last nights fun.....

AZ is ahead.

For now, Go Braves!!!!

Hm. Score is 2-0 now.

Enjoy it while you can.

Funny How Jax never showed a lick of interest in baseball until the D-bags were playing my team. :headscratch:

Good pick-off.

4-0. ...

Crap.

How'd ya like that homer Jax?

5-4 . . .

It must really suck when the team you're talking smack about gets spanked.:mooner:

Don't you mean 6-5....BRAVES!!!!

Crap.

Thanks for chatting, folks! I need to put my spanked butt to bed!

 

[Tanked]

Phillies are kicking some ass tonight!

 

[ONESPEED]

Phillies are kicking some ass tonight!

Big deal, they played Milwaukee.

 

[diversteve]

Let's just recap some of yesterday's fun: