Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, it's during shark week. Their version of shark week.

Wish I had the chores done around the house.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now you are so tired from doing the chores that you fall asleep for the rest of the day.

Wish I weren't so tired

 

[inventor]

Granted, 8 red bulls later you FEEL GREAT!

Wish SD wasn't having heart palpitations.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, he's now rocking backwards and forwards moaning something about wanting an intrevenous caffeine drip

Wish I don't have to sit next to any smelly or snoring people on my flights to England...

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but now you sit next to smelly snoring people on your flights to New Zealand.

Wish smelly snoring people just don't exist.

 

[shark girl]

Granted. (Phew, now I'm safe both ways). But wailing children still do. Eek.

Wish I don't get seated near any wailing people either.

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, but now you sit next to someone who get fliht sick and vomit every half hour. .

Wish my gf can start diving with me already. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[santafejoe]

Granted. She is now diving with you and she had to rescue you on the first dive.
Wish i could walk the beach next time i go to San Diego and look for sea glass.

 

[inventor]

Granted, said sea glass has to be surgically removed, and you can't dive for the summer.

Wish I had sausage for breakfast.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but now you don't have anything to send up to the surface for the boats to know u r diving below and trying to get back up....

Wish I owned my own dive boat.