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beaningwhats a beaning
isnt a toque is something a human beaning wears?
I am down to having to only pull off one mitten to count the days...
Canadians invade Australia!
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isnt a toque is something a human beaning wears?
I am down to having to only pull off one mitten to count the days...
burna
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I have one for you now UO.
What is a doona? No cheating!!
What is a doona? No cheating!!
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burna
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Struth! Don't come the raw prawn. I bet it's so cold over there you'll have more than one doona on the fart sack or else you'd be shakin' like a dog sh!tting razor blades!
When you get here it'll be nice and warm so you can don the thongs and togs and hit the beach, keeping a look out for some white pointers, always good for a perve.
Depending on where you go, you might want some aerogaurd to keep the dunny budgies away. It's been pissing down lately so there's sh!tloads of mozzies about.
After a hot day, I love nothing more than to get on the piss. You could call into the bottle-o and grab a slab of stubbies, just stay away from the stuff made by the banana benders though it's sh!thouse. Might want to grab some plonk for the sheilas while you're there.
If you have you're best trackies on, you could always go in for some tucker, a parma or spag bol and, of course, a few quite ones.
Don't be surprised if someone thinks you're a Seppo, they won't be looking for a blue though, so don't spit the dummy, just tell 'em "No wuckin' furries" but if you've been hitting the turps you might want to chuck down the pot quickly and do the Bolt before they start to give you the sh!ts and you end up chuckin' a wobbly.
Anyway, if you tell 'em you misses is an Aussie you'll be Jake. (And a cheater for working out our strange Aussie speak!!)
:cool2:
When you get here it'll be nice and warm so you can don the thongs and togs and hit the beach, keeping a look out for some white pointers, always good for a perve.
Depending on where you go, you might want some aerogaurd to keep the dunny budgies away. It's been pissing down lately so there's sh!tloads of mozzies about.
After a hot day, I love nothing more than to get on the piss. You could call into the bottle-o and grab a slab of stubbies, just stay away from the stuff made by the banana benders though it's sh!thouse. Might want to grab some plonk for the sheilas while you're there.
If you have you're best trackies on, you could always go in for some tucker, a parma or spag bol and, of course, a few quite ones.
Don't be surprised if someone thinks you're a Seppo, they won't be looking for a blue though, so don't spit the dummy, just tell 'em "No wuckin' furries" but if you've been hitting the turps you might want to chuck down the pot quickly and do the Bolt before they start to give you the sh!ts and you end up chuckin' a wobbly.
Anyway, if you tell 'em you misses is an Aussie you'll be Jake. (And a cheater for working out our strange Aussie speak!!)
:cool2:
test the Canuck hmmm... now a question for the AussiesWhat is a Chesterfield?
thanksforallthefish
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What is a Chesterfield?
a pack of fags
burna
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You can't called them "Fags" Fish! They are heterosexually challenged.
P.S. What is a "durrie"?
P.S. What is a "durrie"?
thanksforallthefish
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And Cinnamon buns and Arby's, and DQ and snow shovels and plugging in the car
and Arby's, and DQ and snow shovels and plugging in the car
burna
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