What I would like to see on every dive boat

[HatchetJoe]

I'm so sick and tired of so many ugly divemasters and boat captains.
I demand we have less hairy, beer-bellied, fart popping, booger flipping boat crews and start using the same hiring standards that some of my favorite buffalo wing restaurants use.





FB-Florida Scuba Diver

I hear that, however it falls short of the necessities list.

 

[Shasta_man]

<<I'm so sick and tired of so many ugly divemasters and boat captains. >>

but then you wouldn't want to leave the boat...

 

[GrumpyOldGuy]

I'm so sick and tired of so many ugly divemasters and boat captains.
I demand we have less hairy, beer-bellied, fart popping, booger flipping boat crews and start using the same hiring standards that some of my favorite buffalo wing restaurants use.

The only problem here is the hairy, beer-bellied, fart popping, booger flipping customers would still spoil the view.