pidgiepoo
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The Mexican Maid
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> The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset
> about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
>
> She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
>
> Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
>
> "The first is that I iron better than you."
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> Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
>
> Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
>
> Wife: "Oh yeah?"
>
> Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
>
> Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
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> Maria: "Jor hozban did"
>
> Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"
>
> Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
>
> Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
> "And did my husband say that as well?"
>
> Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
>
> Wife: "So how much do you want?"
>
> The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset
> about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
>
> She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
>
> Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
>
> "The first is that I iron better than you."
>
> Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
>
> Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
>
> Wife: "Oh yeah?"
>
> Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
>
> Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
>
> Maria: "Jor hozban did"
>
> Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"
>
> Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
>
> Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
> "And did my husband say that as well?"
>
> Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
>
> Wife: "So how much do you want?"