Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but that's because of the superglue spill in the sewage system.

I'm glad ohm and I are friends, but I wish we weren't so inseperable...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted... we are now seperated

I wish I could find half my stuff.....

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

... I wish I could find half my stuff.....

You find it, and your mates' stuff - a waterfront rough type in a thick tough dirty boilersuit with a docks badge on and hobnailed boots with steel toecaps is shoveling it and other stuff (except large metals) into the harbor's docks boiler furnace :: the area's shellfish fishermen do not like sport scuba divers around.

I wish there was a safe medication to stop oxygen poisoning down to say 7 bars ppO2 = 200 feet depth.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you are allergic to it and develope a strange craving for grass clippings and orange rinds....
I wish Anthony Appleyard is happy for the rest of us....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is happy for the rest of us, but now everyone doesn't need to be happy, which makes Anthony Appleyard sad.

I wish I hadn't divided by zero...

 

[Brewone0to]

Since is not possible to devide anything by zero everyone becomes happy, whether they need it or not.
Because of your illogical response, you must donate all your scuba gear to a homeless scuba bum.

I wish steel 120's only weighed 10lbs when filled.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you've filled them with helium and are diving in the Dead Sea.

I wish helium wasn't so expensive...

 

[kprovan]

Granted, but you've been launched into the sun to collect it.

I wish I could have my own working dive boat in Bora Bora.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Bora Bora - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fine, but the people there take the word "working" literally and you must do all underwater rough work for them.

I wish that diesel fuel for boat engines was cheaper.

 

[Mantra]

I wish that diesel fuel for boat engines was cheaper.

Deal. A rush for cheap fuel quickly exhausts supplies. Manufacturing and transport grind to a halt. Economies collapse. Wars are fought.

I wish every wish I make turns out well.