Actually, those are all here.I'm hoping with great desperation that someone will post:
an anecdote about only needing to swim faster than ones buddy rather than faster than an attacking shark
an anecdote about stabbing ones buddy in case of possible shark attack
an anecdote about multiple size large fins all being mistaken for left fins due to an L marking
because this thread sure does need more of those. Does nobody read threads before posting any more?