You will die! Kit of death

[ibj40]

And do the dive at the Blue Hole in Belize.

 

[dmoore19]

Not dive equipment but, rent a scooter in Cozumel, hit a few of the bars downtown and travel back to the south end.

 

[Locus]

Don't forget about... DiverGuard

 

[Darkforeboding]

I agree with dmoore19 above, or maybe you could just forget buying all that dive equipment and buy a Chevy Cobalt with a big ring of keys.

DFB

 

[koozemani]

A buddy. Those will kill you quick. When they malfunction they are nowhere to be found or they panic and take you with them. Better dive solo, oh wait, that'll kill you too.

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If I ever cave dive I want I buddy who is fatter than I that I can nickname restriction tester. Oh wait cave diving. That'll kill you.

 

[tridacna]

If you surface, make sure that you put your mask on your forehead. Even if you survive the dive, that should do it.

 

[DennisS]

Go shopping at any of marine flea markets for your gear. If your looking for the "kit of death" just use the crack test. Pinch the BC fabric, if it cracks, it's good to go. Bend the hoses, if you see little cracks when it's bent over, make an offer. Metal parts should have either rust or vertigris, that green patina on the brass parts. The best part is the price, everything should be in the $5-$10 range . Converted tanks are rare but available. There are lots of spearguns, trigger mechanisms and safety locks need work. You can fully outfit yourself in your "kit of death" for less than $50.

 

[emoreira]

Carabiners !!!! They are a one way ticket to dead.
And of course any second hand discontinued reg set. A Dacor preferably.
Prior to all this, call your insurance agent and make happy your wife.

 

[danvolker]

The Nazis dropping the Death Bombs known as "Spare Airs"...

 

[Darkforeboding]

Oh yeah, and save money for your spouse/children/next of kin to inherit. Use rental gear.

DFB