Corrupt-a-Wish

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but you hold so much air that you can not submerge

I wish that I had a transporter beam so I could go anywhere in an instant

 

[Ting Tong]

I wish that I had a transporter beam so I could go anywhere in an instant

Granted, but unfortunately it malfunctioned and you where held in suspended animation for a couple of years. :d

I wish for world peace

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but the Wish Fairy thought you said World Peas and drown the place with green soup

I wish I had got to leave a few kilos behind in the transporter...

 

[DM95]

Granted, but you swam through some horrible stuff one day and now your nipples have melted off.

I wish I could hold my breath for hours on end.

Haaaaaaa......just wrong in many ways......

Granted but the Wish Fairy thought you said World Peas and drown the place with green soup

I wish I had got to leave a few kilos behind in the transporter...

Unfortunately, those kilos where illegal drugs and now you are listed as an international terrorist...


I wish my next Turks and Caicos trip was free and I got lots of macro shots on my camera

 

[sallyjay]

Granted, but your casing floods and now you have no more photographs to show. In your attempt to salvage the photos, you were careless about your other belongings and you seem to have misplaced your flight tickets. As a result, you missed your flight back and now you have no other option but to buy new tickets.

I wish I wasn't working this weekend so I could watch Black Sabbath live.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but when you go to buy the tickets they are sold out.

I wish I could dive tomorrow instead of going to work

 

[jongles]

granted you are now unemployed.
I wish my car didn't need a new timing belt.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted the timing belt is ok but the head is blown

I wish I could think of another wish:doh:

 

[DM95]

Granted the timing belt is ok but the head is blown

I wish I could think of another wish:doh:

Granted but now you don't remember where to post it.


I wish.....um....I wish - wait, I've got it - I wish my wishes were uncorruptible....

 

[live&dive]

Granted, but then you discovered your significant other was corruptible!

I wish my daughter didn't have to leave to visit her mom so soon.