You know you're a diver when...

[Storker]

When gluing a rubber thingy to your junk and then putting on your underwear is your interpretation of 'being prepared for a good time'

 

[mmadiver]

The only time you wear a condom is to go diving...

 

[Diving Dubai]

When you can hold a conversation about the merits of different type of bungee and when you talk about hose you don't mean the ones used for washing the car or watering the garden

 

[Searcaigh]

You mean like a snorkel for your vehicle?
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Actually the only snorkel I do own is on one of my cars



You know you are a diver when you have several dive tanks filled with different mixes in order to be prepared for any dives that might be planned for the next coming weekend.

 

[TTPaws]

Yes, it's hard to find water depths online. Sometimes you can if you really dig.

Great thing for Connecticut they have a site that has pretty much all the bathymetric data for the lakes and ponds. I just sent it to myself for my phone

 

[DKL]

When your dive gear is displayed in your office like a shrine......and you visit it every day to make sure it's ok.

 

[TMHeimer]

Great thing for Connecticut they have a site that has pretty much all the bathymetric data for the lakes and ponds. I just sent it to myself for my phone

I dived a CT lake (Candlewood) once. It was OK first 20' then pitch black, so I had no interest in knowing how deep that went.

 

[koozemani]

When during a normal conversation with a nondiver, you find yourself using hand signals.

 

[MichigandiverJon]

When during a normal conversation with a nondiver, you find yourself using hand signals.

Oh!!!!! Is THAT why I do that?!?[emoji12]

 

[DKL]

When you spend all your non-diving time on ScubaBoard.