Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bubblesong]

Granted. Now that there's no scurvy to keep the pirates down, they rule the oceans, and few dare travel beyond their house reef - and only on the days a corvette passes by.

And your wish?

 

[Blasto]

Clicked post prematurely...

I wish there was a system that did sidemount, doubles and singles perfectly, only weighed a couple pounds, and was so cheap and common that half the students got to learn in it.

 

[Bubblesong]

Clicked post prematurely...

I wish there was a system that did sidemount, doubles and singles perfectly, only weighed a couple pounds, and was so cheap and common that half the students got to learn in it.

And poof, here it is, but due to the weight constraints it only holds five minutes of air, so ONLY students bother using it in the pool.

I wish that I could find a non-leaky drysuit that didn't throttle me like I'm Bart Simpson.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Waves magic wand! Ta Da! Introducing a new dry suit that doesn't throttle you, makes you look super sexy and does not leak. However, it's made of lead. Good luck with that..

I wish I had more time to dive.

 

[northernone]

Waves magic wand! Ta Da! Introducing a new dry suit that doesn't throttle you, makes you look super sexy and does not leak. However, it's made of lead. Good luck with that..

I wish I had more time to dive.

Poof, you now have more time to dive, unfortunately your parole hearing isn't for 25 years.

I wish I didn't get hungry underwater.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

You are forever full while diving.
However the gas emitting from the black beans and tacos you insatiably consume scare every living thing away and the reef is barren. Dead. gone.

Wish I could give all the islands affected by the hurricanes this month $10 million.

 

[rmssetc]

You are forever full while diving.
However the gas emitting from the black beans and tacos you insatiably consume scare every living thing away and the reef is barren. Dead. gone.

Wish I could give all the islands affected by the hurricanes this month $10 million.

A wonderful thought.

Unfortunately, the "10 Million" you're giving them is actually 10 Million Indonesian Rupiah, worth about $742.67USD.

I wish that my diving gear always worked perfectly, without any maintenance or cleaning.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

I wish that my diving gear always worked perfectly, without any maintenance or cleaning.

Granted; but everybody keeps putting it on instead of theirs; but as the wish was "MY diving gear ...", it applies always to the gear that you are wearing right then, and to no other gear; but they can't understand that, and a lot of complication and trouble goes on all day.

I wish there was a reliable safe medication that 100% stops oxygen poisoning to at least 7 ats/bars, so I could use a simple oxygen rebreather to 200 feet. No nitrogen in circuit, so less bends nuisance.

 

[northernone]

Wish granted. The only side effect of the treatment is chronic flatulence of a volume similar to open circuit exhalation.

I wish trimix fills cost the same as air fills.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Now they do. But now, Basic rebreathers start at $125k.