How do you tell you are getting older?

[lowviz]

That is one of the few benefits of ageing, you require a bigger cake...

 

[DennisS]

I can't get out of a chair without making a noise

 

[Resqdivemedic]

I tell people I'm not getting older just more broken.

 

[icechip]

I can't get out of a chair without making a noise

And that noise I make sounds an awful lot like my dad...

 

[Dish]

Shoulder, hip, lower back or knee... if I can get 2 of the 4 to work pain-free, its a good day.

Just found divad’s pants in my garage. Someone please let him know.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

I can't get out of a chair without making a noise

Tell me about it. My gym was recently taken over by a national chain that has a "no grunting" policy. When the front desk gal told me that I explained to her that at my age I grunt when I get up out of bed in the morning ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[CaptainHornblower]

The hair that used to be on my head is now growing in my ears.