Dumb scuba products

[tursiops]

What? No quartz vaginal eggiweg for the woman in your life, you selfish, unfeeling SOB! The vacuous dimbo guaranteed to “increase vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general." Perhaps, also the ability to pick up a #2 pencil epoxied to a bowling ball. We'll never know.

Christmas is but a couple weeks away. Remember that “If you feel like it’s [the eggiweg's] been drained of energy, recharge it in the full moon just the way you would a crystal . . ."

Yep, there's lots of stupid off-scuba-topic crap out there, just like there are lots of stupid, off-scuba-topic posts on SB.

 

[Bigbella]

C'mon, you gotta laugh on occasion, even at oneself -- so you don't get dry mouth with your filter, yea for you -- but, appreciate, even for a moment, the spurious medieval and brain-dead new age claims, whether for scuba; health, or crap marketed for south of the thirty-eighth parallel.

So., it's off-topic; it's not like we're burning trees . . .

 

[Jcp2]

Every information transaction across the internet consumes the same amount of energy as lighting a match.

 

[Bigbella]

Every information transaction across the internet consumes the same amount of energy as lighting a match.

That's fabulous . . .

Yeah, and it takes four liters and change to produce a single almond; but that's not going to stop me from making five batches of amaretti for Christmas.

Pax vobiscum . . .

 

[Storker]

Every information transaction across the internet consumes the same amount of energy as lighting a match.

Problem is, we're lighting about ten trillion matches.

 

[BRT]

Problem is, we're lighting about ten trillion matches.

Do your part.

 

[Bob DBF]

Ten trillion and two.

Anyone for ten trillion and three?


Bob

 

[Bigbella]

Another contender for a colossal design failure, is a free-diving / dive computer set-up by the mental giants over at Pyle.

It must have been tapioca Tuesday over there -- what they've produced, is a digital device with a non-functional bezel, to simulate that feature on traditional analogue dive watches, right down to the knurled edges. An even greater gaff, as if that were not enough, is the absolute lack of any actual or digital hands, with which to use said useless bezel . . .

 

[100days-a-year]

In no specific order
1. Force fins
2. Cheap plastic retractors
3. BFK and leg sheath for same
4. 190 steels
5. 3 band short spearguns

 

[tridacna]

In no specific order
1. Force fins
2. Cheap plastic retractors
3. BFK and leg sheath for same
4. 190 steels
5. 3 band short spearguns

US Navy SEALS would disagree about your first choice but what do they know...