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    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...
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    A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an entire month." The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the...
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    Rules of Marriage 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides...
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    ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh that was beyond funny!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:
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    progress appears to be going backwards
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    What life is like on a Submarine.

    don't forget to have your name sewn to the back of all your pants, so the guys behind you remembers you the next time
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    dandy meeting you here
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    funny thing is, a few buddies and I tried that same experiment with a dog training collar...........it was a SHOCKING experience
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    receptionist
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    DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS (Or the uncertainty of the English language) Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was...
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    i'd just hold it till i were rescued...............:)
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    Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is...
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    history loves duplication wer
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    I'd be scared.............
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    planned on having more free time
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