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    When to go professional

    I also think the standards are too low! But, I think they are in line with other courses. to be able to start an Advanced open water course, the day after completing your open water course is nuts! And to start A rescue diver course the day after that is just Insane, if it is to be respected for...
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    The Best UK Wreck Dive.

    I take my hat off to any UK diver who has managed to escape stoney cove but there is worse! I did all my training from OW to DM in a muddy whole called Horsea IslandIn Portsmouth amd the Helecoptor there is cool! lol I have just returned from working in Mexico for 6 months and I am realy looking...
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    Question and Answer (a game)

    A translating devise/book what ever: so I could talk to who ever showed up before blowing their brains out! A means of defence in case who ever showed up, thinks like the Americans! and an Umbrella!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS BIN LADEN????????????????
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    New To The Site

    Nice choice of sign in name, welcome to the board. we should here from each other alot as when ever I do a search under my sign in name I will see you now as I am here to! have fun..............NIKO!
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    Question and Answer (a game)

    ANSWER: lost where you have gone with your Questions boys QUESTION: Why is it that, if Girlies are so fluffy and sweet, Men are the ones who get belly button fluff, and when you put your tongue in a girlies belly button, usualy there is a bitter taste of moisturiser, or a piece of...
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    Steel Tanks in Playa Del Carmen

    No, why the need for steel? Maybe Cancun Mark knows!
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    Looking for a little help here...

    everyone seems to have all these great macho diving names for your dog, but its a lab right? so knowing Labs the way I do I would say..... FIN, as a pup in your shop he will love stealing and chewing them, good luck!
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    New diver here!

    hi Folks welcome to the board! you can get most things you need here and it is great that you have found us! I am a newly Qualified instructor and I descovered this place a month or two ago. I am learning from these guys too! have fun and once again welcome.
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    Latex Neck Seal Help?

    well mate, as someone who used to dive in England alot I would say, that the chances of it being your stubble is quite slim, when I had problems with my suit, I used to go into a pool with a mate as a first measure and see if he could see exactly where the leek is! sometimes these things suprise...
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    Embarrassing? YES!!

    BEHOLD CLASS! THE BEAVER FISH lol, unlucky mate
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    There is a dangerous virus going around.

    mark, I seem to have taken too much of the antidote and work is nowhere to be seen, can you take to much antidote? will work ever be a problem again. Am I imune now? please help!
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    DIR: God's gift to diving or Hell spawn?

    In my opinion the reason most peaple,including me, have a problem with DIR, is simply the name. "Doing It Right" implies that everyone who has ever dived, be they military or civilian, recreational or commersial, is doing it wrong.! and if you are doing it wrong you are gonna die! maybe if...
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    Hey ladies... isn't this the truth or what?

    Just a thought, if we could lick the parts of ourselfs that cats and dogs, would we still go through the greef of a relationship, I know women and men who would say no!!! I think Cancun Mark might be one of the few individules who can, or so he likes to think! :11ztongue
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    Subservient chicken!

    Thats so funny, I aked him to try to fly , jump of the sofa and he went round and fell over the top and landed in a heap on the floor. Too funny!!!!!!!
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    Dude tries to rob bank and get away using scuba

    its humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does Dir have to come into everything? there was scuba and humour before DIR!
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    The All Inclusive SCUBA Tattoo Thread

    a good piece of advise I wish I had been given two cover ups ago, would be not to trust in the fact that the drawings on the wall were done by the shaky handed, long haired freek in the back room, Always ask if you can have a look at what he or she is doing right now and if he aint working now...
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    Getting OW certified in England

    Hi , try giving your mate directions to any of the many airports in England, get his butt out here to Mexico where I live and there are dive centers coming out of your ears and a much better place to train than back home!!!!!!!!! I went from ow diver to dive master back home and dont regret that...
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    websites for water conditions?

    ask a diver you see getting out , ha ha ha
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    Where do you keep your knife/knives (when diving)?

    well Windminstrel, thats a pretty good question but, the answer would depend on what knifes you have bought. Why the need for two by the way? anyway,If your knife is a larger knife and you are a bit of a scuba samuri, it would be most practicle on your leg, the inner calf is sometimes easier...
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