Hey Steve is this for real? I found it on the internet...
Bio of DCPAC...
As an infant child, DC inadvertantly fell from a caravan of missionaries while crossing the bleak Himalayan plains somewhere near Mongolia. Having been an excessively temperamental child, he was curously not missed by his parents. After being passed over by wolves (different story) he was subsequently found by a nomadic tribe that made this unforgiving place their home, and raised in thier wild ways.
As a teen, he was accepted into manhood after passing through a regimen of barbaric rituals, some of which left him scarred for life in unmentionable places. It was only after this that he was permitted to become an apprentice of scuba masters high in the Himalayan peaks. Surely you have heard of thier aquatic prowess...
After banishment from his tribe resulting from an incident with the chief's favorite goat, DC decided to try his luck in the civilized world he learned about in books, where he heard goat laws were not so strict. Since then, he has made great progress changing his wild ways, and adapting to modern life. He has reluctantly taken to food that he has not killed with his own hands, and he recently began defecting indoors, though not always in the toilet.
Although he retains the edge of his wild side, his Himalyan scuba training is unsurpassed, and he is quite friendly as long as you do not approach him at meals, or wear wooly garments.
Bio of DCPAC...
As an infant child, DC inadvertantly fell from a caravan of missionaries while crossing the bleak Himalayan plains somewhere near Mongolia. Having been an excessively temperamental child, he was curously not missed by his parents. After being passed over by wolves (different story) he was subsequently found by a nomadic tribe that made this unforgiving place their home, and raised in thier wild ways.
As a teen, he was accepted into manhood after passing through a regimen of barbaric rituals, some of which left him scarred for life in unmentionable places. It was only after this that he was permitted to become an apprentice of scuba masters high in the Himalayan peaks. Surely you have heard of thier aquatic prowess...
After banishment from his tribe resulting from an incident with the chief's favorite goat, DC decided to try his luck in the civilized world he learned about in books, where he heard goat laws were not so strict. Since then, he has made great progress changing his wild ways, and adapting to modern life. He has reluctantly taken to food that he has not killed with his own hands, and he recently began defecting indoors, though not always in the toilet.
Although he retains the edge of his wild side, his Himalyan scuba training is unsurpassed, and he is quite friendly as long as you do not approach him at meals, or wear wooly garments.
